February 2012
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Pierce: I'm gonna sue the pants off that lady.
Annie: I don't think that's a lady.
Troy: And why do want his pants off.
Pierce: Shut up! I only wanted his pants off when I thought he was a lady.
Jeff: So you were attracted to him.
Pierce: The only thing I'm attracted to is taking him to court and eating his ass alive.
Everyone: Oooh.
Pierce: That's not what I meant, stop putting gay things in my mouth.
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“Your eyes are a cloudy morning. My lips are this sealed letter. Ineptly yours. Sincerely sorry. It’s something you feel in the sole out of your shoe on a loud city bus on some aching afternoon.”
- There’s No Place Like A Stranger’s Floor :|: The Lawrence Arms
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“I’m working on my faults and cracks
Filling in the blanks and gaps
And when I...”
– Backwards Walk by Frightened Rabbit (via relinquishboxes)
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
“If vaginas disgust you then you hate women. If vaginas don’t actually disgust...”
– Misogyny in the Gay Community (via satifice)
whats even more disturbing is “straight” men who also hate vaginas. they wanna fuck them, but swear theyre gross: you sirs, are fucking misogynist as fuck.
(via baddominicana)
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Woman/Person with Uterus: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman/PwU: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman/PwU: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No. (And you're a slutty slut for opening your legs in the first place so you deserved it!)
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This just in -
Rough sex is really, really fun.
:)
Especially when it’s with hot boys who have nice tattoos. :) :) :)
so Zac Efron played young Simon Tam on firefly
do-you-have-a-flag:
Oh.
….HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?
TALK to me folks.
thegoddamazon:
bellinibeignet:
get sexual and rude
Bring it.
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coagulates:
the sound of people having friends is really annoying
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This movie is like thirty seconds in
and it’s already so bad.
Can someone just put a restraining order on Adam Sandler and movies?
my blog has become like 30% Kayne West related...
I’m not sure how this happened nor how I feel about it.
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“When we complain about men raping, abusing, harassing, and refusing us our human...”
– Unknown. (via futureabortiondoctor, inherhipstheresrevolutions) (via aoawaywego) (via she-hulk-smash) (via loveyourchaos) (via abrilliantview)
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obesitycore:
plot twist
the mannequin does not belong to jack
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